The Five Types of Wine Bloggers -What Kind of Wine Blogger Are You?

1. The Amateur Professional

Has an actual paying job in an industry other than wine but is a knowledgeable, studious and zealous blogger.

2. The Mad Libber

Reviews wine by using a rotating list of adjectives to describe the “nose” and “mouth feel”. Posts are identical with the exception of the photo. Writing style mimics a Mad Libs game.

3. The Know-it-All

Pompous and ingratiating, the know-it-all really does know it all; but it does not make them any less annoying.

4. The Wild Card

Crazy anarchist self-styled lunatic loves the “juice” for it’s higher power. Writes incomprehensible posts about harmonic convergence, interpretive dance and numerology that inspire the wine god within.

5. The Interloper

Cares little about wine blogging but pumps out enough posts to play the game and actively solicits wineries to send them samples.